Trump
Bingo

"Biden crime family"
Expressly states his love for a dictator
Claims that Democrats want open borders
"Do-nothing Democrats"
Says something that has to be immediately corrected by an expert
Reposts something from a known racist or bigot
Does his stupid jerkoff dance
Trump shares an AI-generated picture of himself on social media
"Perfect phone call"
Fumbles a word two or more times, eventually gets it right
Fast food served in the White House
Mispronounces Kamala
 
Uses the "she's not my type" defense
Claims that he won the 2020 election
Mentions the price of groceries
Introduces a new product that's obviously a grift (sneakers, bible, crypto, etc)
Calls in to Fox News
Fumbles a word two or more times, gives up
Blames a disaster on DEI
Blames something he did on Biden
Propagates a conspiracy theory
Refers to his impeachment or trials as a hoax
Tells a reporter that they should know the answer to a question they just asked
Claims he never met E. Jean Carroll